PmR started in HP1 after a few of us where making fun of other clans. PmR originally stood for Penis monkey Rules. EvilBry, PenisMonkey and Main Offender formed PmR (Tofu note - the idea was EvilBry's). PmR had around 20 people in it and ruled HP1. EvilBry was the leader but he soon stopped playing and most PmR left. Main Offender took over PmR after PenisMonkey and EvilBry stopped playing. Soon Main Offender left PmR to join HP so ^Fallen_Angel and Snuff took over and decided to rename PmR to Please move Right.

- TriniTy (thanks to Main Offender and Snuff for the true history)

The Legendary History of Penis Monkey

First there was nothing. And then, Shitkicker said: "Let there be Happy Penguin." It was Shitty, and loved by all.

For a detailed and accurate history on the (HP) clan, bug anyone with the tag to tell you about it. Eventualy, after being slapped enough, you will be pointed in the right direction. One of the heavy slappers, Penis Monkey himself, was so popular that many of the people decided to stop spanking and start slapping. They all slapped together, and spanking was outlawed. PmR, the dictionary definition of an Anti-Clan, was formed. If you don't know about what an Anti-Clan is, go get slapped. You'll understand real quickly. Or you can just continue reading below.

An Anti-Clan is a group of people who have fun playing Wolf instead of getting super pissy about every single frigging game and trying to win tournaments that mean absolutly nothing. Bragging rights you say? No one needs to win a tournament for those. People who are simply just better Wolf players maintain sole possesion of bragging rights and will never, I repeat, NEVER have them removed. When you get sick of winning over and over and over and find their is a greater and higher power to achieve as a gaming god, you realize that this Nirvana exists only in the act of doing completly stupid things. Have you ever defused the dynomite you've planted at the opponents ops only to plant when your bar has refilled and then won? The best of the best will understand the psychology behind this style of playing, and when they band together, they will form an Anti-Clan. Thus PmR was formed, for the having of fun.

Penis monkey Rules. It was already generaly accepted on HP. It was expected that when he showed up, people would Please move Right. And I have just become lazy. I will finish this later..

- Tofu